The cafeteria in my office building did not know what they were getting themselves into when they set out that bucket of free crackers. If the crackers continue to flow unchecked, I'm going to put that place out of business. In the last week I've probably consumed $600 worth of saltines. Think about that.
Yeah, I know. It's a lot of fucking crackers.
Sweet Jesus, I am thirsty.
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