Trending Downward

Today was the last day for a long time employee at my company. As a going away treat the company sprang for a big pizza lunch for everybody. Then, two hours later, there was another little celebration with a giant cookie cake and beer. Guinness. In a span of three hours everyone in my office as consumed pizza, cookie cake, and a couple cases of Guinness stout. Here is a graph representing office-wide productivity between 1:00pm and now:












Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to squeeze in a nap before go home.