Monday, May 07, 2007

Love Gum

I've become addicted to Orbit gum. Specifically their Bubblemint flavor. I went through three packs last week. That's forty-two pieces of gum. It's not like I'm just chewing these until the the flavor goes and then spitting them out, or chewing great wads of four or five pieces at a time. No, I masticate each piece for two or three hours before chucking it and then popping in a new one. Do they make a gum that will help you break your gum habit? Maybe I should just take up smoking.

1 comment:

Hollywood said...

Now instead of singing "Funkytown," I keep singing, "Might as well face it you're addicted to gum."