Saturday, September 20, 2008

Well, That's What I Heard!

At press time, representatives from the firm were meeting with New York Mayor Lenny Clotch to discuss the growing spectral plague, despite fierce protest from Agent Peck.

The talks have reportedly not proceeded beyond an animated debate over whether or not Peck has a penis.

Bravo, Onion. Brav-fucking-o. Consider my cap doffed.

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